I will only play ME if I can romance a Reaper
Captain me - "Hey Sovereign how are you"
Sovereign - "I am functioning within my parameters"
Captain - "I'm just asking because you look kind of down"
Sovereign - "You cannot grasp the nature of my emotions"
Captain - "Hey hey hey, look I'm just here to help, your part of my crew and I care about you, maybe we can talk about it over a drink"
Sovereign - "You are just trying to force your biological urges on me, this exchange is over
Captain - "Come on now, its just a drink, in my cabin and you'll feel better"
Sovereign - "We estimate that it cannot harm us to have one drink"
Later we see the door to the Captains Cabin
Captain voice - "Wait a minute is this a Vi interface"
Sovereign - "Rudimentary creature of flesh and blood, you touch my exoshell fumbling in ignorance, incapable of thinking of anything but your own pleasure"
Captains voice - "Hmm definately not a VI, how about this
Sovereign - "I can see your human god"
The next day the Captain walks into the mess and see's Sovereign stirring a coffee
Captain - "Yeah about last night"
Sovereign - "I have deleted the data, nothing happened"
Captain - "That's for the best, how about a drink tonight"
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