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The Usual Suspects
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oh man i can't even take tkachuk serious any more
gets shut down his entire shift, waits until after the whistle to start crosschecking people in the small of the back then runs away
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How many Flames flairs will we see if the game doesn't go well for them? How many will flood in if it does? The answers to these questions and more, coming right up!
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I know it’s a lot but I’m hoping we can shut them out tonight. #### tkachuk
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I'm going to be hearing those two alternating Jack In the Box commercials in my goddamn sleep. The Kings need new advertisers, those two commericals both play like twice per ad break and I'm ####ing sick of it, it's killing the last shred of humanity still left in my poor, cynical, withered soul.
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Sewered System
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Hey, me too! I keep forgetting we exist because of how ####ty we are.
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I totally forgot we played yesterday. Oh well. Doesn't seem like I missed much. It's getting harder and harder to tune in every single game when we suck so hard and hope is basically zero regarding this season.
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It has to get boring calling play by play for a team as slow and uninteresting as us, he's just trying to stave off getting a bad case of the crazies.
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Spent a lot of time today reading stats about how the Kings are actually good, just unlucky, and generally hating my life.
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Kings look lost out there so far. Passes aren't connecting, can't break out offensively. Gonna be a long game if they can't wake up.
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Ryan, Roy, and MacDermid are lucky we suck and they're employed in this league.
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####, the Kings PP alone is more useless than my Madden strategy of playing zone defense against QBs like Brady.
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Los Angeles Kings: not even grandma’s homemade food is being finished by them
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The Nemesis Team
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I don't care if we don't win the rest of the month, I hope they can pull off a win tonight. GKG!
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If we actually score on this powerplay I'm convinced we have some special "suck my dick" energy against the Flames this season.
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Yes Doughty, this is the #### I came here for, did he ask the fans over for his dick to be sucked though?
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THAT'S DREW "SUCK MY DICK" DOUGHTY FOR YA!
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As always with Calgary, I don’t care about a win, just embarrass Tkachuk in any fashion. Doughty hip checks and MacD meat hammers are preferred.
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can the rest of the league wear more red so the Kings vet group can keep playing like this..
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Just play the Flames the rest of the season and we would make the playoffs .
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And then Clifford is given a game misconduct for getting a punch thrown at him 3 minutes after the play (literally during a commercial break). If the ####ing refs did their job that wouldn’t have happened.
#### Calgary. If they ever win another cup I am going to puke.
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Loooooooooooooooch
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Lucic is on a roll now! League is now on notice
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Damn, Looch having himself a game. I'm glad we didn't sign him, but I like the guy.
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Looch would score against us.
I feel conflicted.
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Ain't gonna be no chest bumps tonight :/
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Former King scores against the Kings. In other news, water is wet.
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IIRC, he's still good friends with the Kings. McNabb apparently also comes back to party with the Kings too. The difference is one tries to injure Kings player and the other is Lucic
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I had a feeling it'd be Lucic
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....that was pretty too.
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Just a reminder that Lucic finally got his first of the year for the Flambees last game. No need to allow a repeat performance tonight. 
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Almost makes me miss the looch
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I clearly didn’t pay attention to hockey for a few years there, I didn’t know Lucic played for the Kings. I also thought he was in his late 30s. Whoops!
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The Fellowship
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on a lighter note: I suddenly had an itch to rewatch the Lord of the Rings trilogy today and holy ####, does it hold up well today.
I'm enjoying everything about it, the forced perspectives where they make the hobbits look smaller than men, the acting, the CGI, the music, and the makeup. The Hobbit did not look as refined/solid as the original LoTR movies
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The Hobbit is amateur trash compared to LoTR. I don't know if LoTR will ever be topped. I thought GoT was going to, but we all know how that ended.
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The LOTR movies felt like they were made with genuine love for the source material. The Hobbit (and also GOT, tbh) did not, in my opinion.
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Who??
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Imagine getting scored on by Lucic and Zack ####ing Rinaldo.
Couldn't be my club.
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What a surprise! It’s tied now!
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I was happy, I knew it wouldn’t last
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Oh look, another goal where our defense shat the bed. What else is new?
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crashing and burning sounds
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I see we’ve choked away a 2-0 lead.
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2 neanderthals have scored against us tonight
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Rinaldo and Lucic?
What year are we in?
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You know its bad when Zac F****n Rinaldo who didn't know was still in the league scores on you.
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Sat back most of the period, blew the lead, then lost two player along the way . not the best period this season.
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Moneyhands with a Beauty
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Porky just stood there and watched. Must be getting mentored from Kovalchuk.
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Yet another half assed attempt at defense.
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C'MON KEMPE YOU SWEDISH ####. DO SOMETHING USEFUL AGAIN
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Just let him walk through the team. Annoying.
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Trade Toffoli for anything.
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Walker was the only guy who didn't get embarrassed on that play.
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2 forwards skating with Monahan and none cover him?
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This defense is turrible. Where the hell is MacDermid going?
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To be fair, 2 forwards were skating with monahan and decided not to tie him up...
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Dube Dube Doo
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well winning was fun while it lasted
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Glad roasting the team has an actual positive outcome from it lmao
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wayyyy too many giveaways in our own zone
cheap ones too
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Where the #### is Matt Roy on that play
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I play a lot of Elite: Dangerous and I ####ing suck at it, but I still don't spiral out and implode quite as hard or often as the Kings always manage to.
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The lack of defensive awareness in regards to the defenseman on this team is painfully obvious.
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All 4 goals were because of defensive breakdown.
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Mercy Kill
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****in unreal
what an idiotic penalty
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Wow, awful penalty to take by Toffoli.
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Toffoli needs to **** off, along with his little **** dog.
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**** off Toffoli. Single handily killed any sort of comeback
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Of course Toffoli ****ed up the screen
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I love how there’s literally a comment “SUCK MY DICK” but this is the comment that triggered people
Lmao
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This is gonna be the Edmonton game all over again, won't it?
Dominate the last minute or so but just can't bury a tying goal.
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Anyone but him
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LA looks like a team who played last night besides a few guys who have legs.
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The apocalypse is upon us.
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Where was that when we played the Kings you fat lump?
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Lucic did not only look very effective in that first period but he also scored .
****.
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Rinaldo and Lucic the offensive juggernauts for the Flames
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Well I’ve seen enough. Goodnight boys
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Flames are filthy divers. Pathetic clowns.
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I can't take the Flames seriously. Thwey looked like dog **** far too long. Good teams don't look hideous for 6-8 straight games. Good teams are consistent for the most part.
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Leafs and Flames win. What a ****ty OOT. At least the Sharks got their lunch fed to them.
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Well that sucks .
I kinda saw this winning streak coming when I saw the Flames easy schedule.
Thankfully they play Colorado Arizona and Toronto next . Lets see how Lucic plays then lollll
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