[CaptainCrunch]

At this point, you might as well plead guilty and throw yourself on the mercy of the woman's court.

And then expect this whole porn thing to be bought up randomly in arguments for the next 2 decades.

you - "Sorry pooky, I forget to pick up your mother at the airport"

Her - "You were looking at porn again weren't you? you swore up and down last time that it was a virus thing, but this proves that your a porn addict, and my mother blah blah blah blah blah" Followed by some Charlie Brown deaf parent "Wah waah wah wah waaaah"