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Old 01-21-2020, 12:17 PM   #139
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Originally Posted by Inglewood Jack View Post
all 4 TNG movies had some dumb action movie version of Picard that loved hand to hand combat so much, you'd think he was from the mirror universe

Generations - punching Soran
First Contact - bludgeoning borg with tommy gun
Insurrection - punching Ruafo
Nemesis - impaling and watching younger self pull giant spike through intestines

that's not even counting him grinning like a space redneck while driving that stupid dune buggy. I want tea sipping, flute playing, kurlan naiskos collecting Picard back.

Don't forget the balding senior bulging biceps scene from First Contact.


Director - "All right Patrick, now after when the poison coolant comes out you're going to climb up this hose thingy."


Patrick - "Can I wear short sleeves, I've been working out you know"


Director - Grumbles


Patrick - "Look at these guns man, the girls want it, the fans want it, you want it"
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