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Old 06-29-2019, 12:52 PM   #96
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Ok Calgary....

Here's what I want you to do:

It's BEAUTIFUL day out...

1. I want you to take your bottles to the depot, dig through the couch, cobble together $40 for each one of you...

2. I want you to take a portion of that money and purchase for yourself a couple of six-packs of your favorite beverage....

3. DON'T EAT!!!! Get hungry....

Make sure the beverages are cold.....

5. About 3:00, take an car, C-train, bus, Uber or taxi or walk to McMahon Stadium...

6. You don't even have to come to our tailgate, but go to a tailgate, ask for a cup, pour your favorite beverage in the cup. take a sip....ahhhhhh….

If you're at our tailgate.....ASK FOR SOMETHING TO EAT!!! You're hungry right? Throw a few sheckles in the donation tray....take another sip....

Wait 15 minutes (good food takes time....), be presented with one of the best damned burgers you'll ever taste.....wiggle your toes....breathe in....relax.....feel the atmosphere around you....

9. There's usually dessert there, offer your significant other one!

10. That beverage tasted good!!!!! Have another....wait....is that a smile on your face?? Are you engaging in conversation!!!! Yes...yes , you are....

11. Head over to the ticket window....buy yourself some cheap $25.00 tickets....

12. Find your seat and sit back and watch the two best QB's in the CFL duke it out for three hours. Stand and cheer, do the wave! (or don't), do the count, try and catch a football! If you still have bucks left buy a 50/50!!!

13. You're gonna realize....until HD comes out with smell-o-vision and throws an electric prod in your keester to jolt you at certain times. YOU WILL NEVER experience what it's like to actually BE at the games.

14. It's cheaper that dinner and a movie, it last longer, you're outside in GORGEOUS weather, you are participating in the continued success of a stories franchise and you're hanging out with people who all have one thing in common...isn't that cool!!!

15 So whaddaya say #YYC ....

Have some fun for little while, you work too hard, it's a long weekend - live a little and pay less for the experience....
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