Always make sure that you are aware of where the stairs are before you try to make a cool entrance at a BBQ only to fall face first and rip your arm open. (Yeah that was today, and I hadn't even had a drink yet).
When having a family dinner that features more elderly parents make sure that you steer the conversation away from politics unless your intention is to find an excuse to go home early, then go for it.
Remember that when you are about to say something in a large gathering that could be inappropriate that the room will suddenly go silent just as you say it. Its called the law of reduced social standings.
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