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Old 06-02-2020, 11:31 PM   #43
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch View Post
Go for a nice long run when its hot. When you get home, take the 100 dollar bill and push it smugly between your but cheeks. Take video of your self doing it. Take 100 dollar bill and place in a plastic bag and mail it to him. Maybe forget to drop it in the box for a couple of days. Let that bad boy marinate, works best if you leave it in the sun.


mail it. When he receives it and calls you to gloat, send him a video of the swass bath that you gave that bill
There is so much in this sentence.

Did you really mean 'smugly' as though he is envisioning the future of handing this soiled bill to his 'friend' and his maniacal pleasure at potentially sending dysentery through the mail, or did you mean 'snugly' as though to imply maximum saturation of unpleasantness?

It could go both ways.
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