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Old 02-01-2020, 10:27 AM   #480
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I ordered a fire alarm for my garage off Amazon. Apparently my fog machine could set off a smoke detector (so could starting up a car), so I actually went with a heat alarm.

Since I have a Ring Home Alarm, I also bought a smoke detector detector that will alert my phone if the heat alarm goes off.

If you have a spare $25 kicking around, it could be a pretty good investment for you.
Oh come ON!

Automatic blinds, a mobility scooter and a Fog Machine?

You're a Bond Villain or a Post-Apocalyptic Mobility Scooter salesman.

Do you have the mobility scooter on a rotating platform and you just hit the remote and the fog machine goes off and the blinds retract and presumably stage lights come on and illuminate your mobility scooter or a bear in a cage in all its glory?
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