They just need to monetize smoke bombs. Parking, polish sausage, and a smoke bomb. Ten bucks, ten bucks, ten bucks. Done and done.
In all seriousness, and excuse my ignorance having never smoke bombed before... are these a type of combustible thing? Or is there a different type of reaction to create the smoke?
I'm personally OK with combustibles not being allowed in the stands for obvious reasons. But if these are not, then I think that pre-approved sections would be fun. Given the typical wind direction and the presence of the Foot Soldiers already, the south stand would be prefect. Sit there and you know what you're getting. Obviously the league itself seems steadfastly against them, so good luck with that.
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