[Maritime Q-Scout]

Really the biggest problem is the right unites and the left will eat itself.

Left Wing #1: I support LGBTQ rights
Left Wing #2: It's 2ALGBTQIA+ you fascist ######

Right Wing #1: All Mexican immigrants should be shot in the street.
Right Wing #2: They don't actually mean *my* Mexican immigrant friends, they mean the evil ones, where do I sign?

I also think AFC is right, the Republicans are playing small ball. Putting runners on base and trying to move them along. Happy to lay a sacrifice bunt to get the runner on first to second, or just trying to get a ball deep to the outfield for a sacrifice run with a guy on 3rd.

The Democrats want nothing less than a Grand Slam. Doesn't matter that the guy at the plate is the leadoff hitter. He's gonna swing for the fences and if he doesn't hit a grand slam he's a failure (despite there being, you know, no one on base).