Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
"How would you Euthanize an injured Deer with just whats in your car?"
I'm ashamed to admit that I dont have a proper Roadside Emergency kit in my car. Off the top of my head I have:
- Snow Brush (of course)
- Spare Tire (and accompanying accouterments)
- Matches
- Gloves (wool)
- Blanket (wool)
- Chloroform and Duct Tape
- 1 Bottle Windshield Washer fluid (All-Season)
- 1 Bottle Radiator Fluid (Pre-Mixed)
- 2 Calgary Flames Car Flags
- Booster Cables
- Toque
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I've played a lot of adventure games back in the 90's, I got this.
First you gotta make the poor guy comfortable, so I'd be putting the
gloves and
touque on him, then cover him with a
blanket. Start a fire with the
matches and whatever wood is around, he should be able to bask in it's warming glow. I don't have much use for the
radiator fluid, but you could clean his wound a bit with
washer fluid, if he has an open cuts. I'd probably put the
Flames flags on his antlers, so he looks spiffy in his last few minutes. Attach them with
duct tape if necessary. Finally, you beat him to death with the
snow brush. Then drink all the
chloroform so you don't remember any of it. "Sorry officer, I have no idea why this dead dear has Flames flags on his antlers."