I get these guys at my office all the time.
My two favourites have been:
1. Photocopier Salesmen.
- Yeah, I understand that I can get my 'cost per copy' down to a penny, in exchange for $120/mo payments.
For that I can, and I'm not joking, literally throw my current printer from Costco into the dumpster every 3 months and buy a new one and still be coming out ahead.
I'm not going to buy your stupid photocopier.
2. Business Coach.
"Did you know that your frontage doesnt get a lot of foot traffic?"
No way. I never knew that. What a revelation! No wonder you're such an illustriously successful business coach that you're cold-calling door-to-door with amazingly brilliant insights such as this.
I dont want to be the H&R Block in Chinook Centre, I cant even imagine the kind of work that would go through that place.
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