In 1000 years people will still want theories as to the demise of the Soviet Union.
For me...its bad hats.
We all know the Catholic Church's penchant for haberdashery but man are Russian hats just awful. Just the worst.
From the paper hats the miners wore, the bad military hats and whatever the hell Lagosov wears, and the the stereotypical Russian....fur hat?
Awful. All of it. I'd love to see a Russian Baseball team in those enormous Fur Hats.
"The state has decreed that a Russian outfielder cannot drop a pop-fly regardless of their state of headwear, ergo that was caught and the batter is out."
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