I'd like to use this opportunity to point out that none of these impress me. My Great Uncle Leigh Miller was the fastest man in the world in 1928!
https://nsshf.com/inductee/leigh-miller-2/
He ran a 10.28 100
YARD dash. Crazy to see how far we've come in less than 100 years. Quite impressive though - Leigh trained himself, which actually disqualified him from competing in the Olympics for Canada, as they didn't like that. There were no starting blocks back then either.
We've got a picture of him holding me as a lil baby. A Miller legend!
- Cool story bro.