Maybe our city Councillors should have to spend a Saturday together where they have to wite an essay about who they are.
Diane: [closing narration] Dear Ethics person , we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a moron...
Dru: A Latte sipping spending machine
Ward: a 10 year old
Brian a worthless shrill yes man
Ray ...lazy...
Diane: Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Spenders Club.
