[undercoverbrother]

Mine are all army related:

Over seas I was going poopoo at the side of the road during a road move. I was mid-poop and heard rounds hitting the leaves in the tree above me. I evacuated my bowels gave a very quick wipe and ran back to the relative safety of the tracks.


Another time I was showering (we had one shower that was outside, run by a tracks) and as I was mid soap artillery rounds started coming in. The water stop, the tack drove away and I was left to run to my stand too position across the compound in a towel, JB's with rifle. The compound was around 50 ft, but I could hear shrapnel hitting and feel rounds landing.


There were others, but those two really stand out for me.