[CaptainCrunch]

I still love the idea of D+D and look back fondly at our drunken games in college, where we were more apt to turn on each other, or try to attack the Dungeon master then actually play the game

Spoiler!

Player gets a low roll while facing some demon, and the Dungeon master smirks.


Player - "That's it, I want to attack the dungeon master"


Dungeon master - "Fine roll your dice"


player rolls and gets a high role


Dungeon Master -"Give me your card.


Or the unique things. You'd get a player with a incredibly lucky streak on dice and use him as a grenade.


Dungeon Master - "You come to a twisty stair case, its dark below but you can hear multiple fierce blood curdling roars below"


Captain - "I grab Bob by the belt and throw him down the stairs"


Dungeon Master - "Roll your dice Bob"


Rolls his dice gets a high roll


DM - "Bob falls down the stairs and survives, he lights a torch and see's 50 massive Rock Demon's with enchanted swords and shields"


Captain - "Good luck Bob"