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Tank Commander Eakins Reporting for Duty!
Gentlemen...your mission should you choose to accept it is.....we are going to suck.
We're going to suck long.....we're going to suck hard! We're going to suck on the beaches and we'll suck in the trenches!
I once coached the Edmonton Oilers. Trust me. Losing is something I have perfected. In the world of sucking I treat it as an art form. I am the Picasso of suck!
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a Fire Exit. - Mitch Hedberg
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