We hired a stripper the night before the wedding and partied with the Groom, unfortunately we were busted by the Brides mom, the Stripper ended up with the tires on her car slashed, the Groom vanished and we had to go to every bar in Fort McLeod to find him.
I like to call that the cold opening to a wedding.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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