[Cali Panthers Fan]

I think the thing I'm most intrigued by is the amount of energy people are putting into something that seems to be a very rational series of events.

Royal PR people: "Kate has a planned abdominal surgery and she will be unavailable until after Easter for any public events."

*Kate is not seen following her PLANNED abdominal surgery *

UK people and media: "Why is she missing? Why is the Royal Family hiding her? Did they kidnap her? Is she getting divorced? Did William have an affair???"

Me: "WTF? She said she wasn't going to be available because of a surgery. Why is this surprising anybody?"

Royal PR People: "Hey! Here's Kate with her family looking happy and healthy for Mother's day! Don't worry about her if you don't see her for a while, she's doing fine!"

UK people and media: "Look at the photoshop!!! That's the first instance very in history where a PR stunt with photos has been altered in any way, shape, or form! I for one am so shocked by this that I now believe more in these conspiracy theories!!!"

Me: "This is a joke, right? People know how PR works, yes?"

Kate: "I wanted to take this moment to thank you all personally, for all your wonderful messages of support and understanding whilst I've been recovering from surgery (thinking: #### you all Britain! You forced me to come out during cancer treatment to issue a statement because you won't shut the #### up and you won't leave me the #### alone!!!).

Me: "People are the worst."

I just can't understand why people have so much time and energy to put into this. Perhaps things like a 4 day work week and UBI are bad because people will have nothing left to do but speculate wildly over the private lives of others.