[CaptainCrunch]

I can't believe any idiot would spend $4000.00 on a machine being sold by a housewife or unemployed banker because they can say anything they want about health benefits.

This is so much the same as the alternative medicine quacks who sell their garbage to people promising to cure anything from a toe nail fungus to BIPOLAR DISORDERS.

You'd think that anyone with half a brain would listen to the pitch and say, hang on, I need to google something.

How much crack do you need to smoke GGG (Cause clearly your the match wizard) to think that a $4000.00 water machine is a awesome value.

Quick people I need some really good sounding health reasons to be able to sell people undefended a$$pickings for $4000.00 a shot.

"Like me kicking your a$$ will result in a lower state of consciousness and reduced stress, while physically once your bruises heal your skin will be tighter and much more supple. I accept Visa and Mastercard"