nobody things about Wifi
Kylo Ren - "Hello"
Droid - "Master Ren this is ACP-101 your accounting droid. I was just going through your credit card statement and somebody bought a thousand credits worth of wood on the Wookie Home World and bought a bunch of long distance cards on Coruscant"
Ren - "What?"
Droid - "It appears that someone hacked into your personal account through the free wifi account and stole your credit card numbers"
Sound of light sabers slashing the walls and primal screams.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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