Mrs. Furnace has Birk-like sandals as like Minnie they were recommended for her feet. I’ll take someone wearing Birks any day over flip flops. That slap slap sound of flip flops triggers me.
No mention of fisherman style sandals (aka Keens) yet? Are they in the least “offensive” category?
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Hockey is just a game the way ice cream is just glucose, love is just
a feeling, and sex is just repetitive motion.
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