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Old 10-22-2017, 08:10 PM   #30
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Phone the tow truck company and tell them that you are the long lost brother of the tow truck driver and you want to surprise him with a visit. Get his home address.

Drive over to his house and sneak in, tie up his family and then tie him to a chair while you brandish a skinning knife in front of his face.

Then lean in on him and say

"I don't know who you are or what you want, you took money that I don't have a lot of, but what I do have is a very special set of skills, skills I have acquired over a long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give me back my $1300 bucks now, that'll be the end of it, I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you"

Then pause and yell

"And give me back my son"

Then when he gives you the money, look him in the eyes and say

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? I ask that of all my pray, I like how it sounds"

Then do errr what you have to do.
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