9-2 Calgary
At the end of the first period its 4-0 Calgary on goals by Johnny, Johnny, Hathaway, Stewart. Fight breaks out and Kassian gets his stupid face caved in. Like we're taking a crater where his nose used to be, Ferland does the Hulk Hogan grabbing the ear thing.
In the second period, the Flames score again, as Brodie goes end to end, when the Flames do the Flying V. T-Mac does the International sign of what the hell behind the bench. A single beautiful tear rolls down the Nuge's cheek. Meanwhile in the Oilers box Gretzky
McDavid dives, the ref throws him a pair of swimming trunks. The Flames score again as Bennett hammers a shot home from the slot. The period ends with the Flames holding a 6-0 lead.
When interviewed McDavid is asked by Principe what its like to share the ice with himself. McDavid tells him to go F a hat.
the period starts with little Timmy Jackson in goal, the Flames decided to thrill a young fan as the Oilers suck. The Flames score anther goal as Monahan roofs it, Talbot stays down sadly staring at the ceiling lights. McDavid stands up and throws his stick on the ice and leaves the ice never to be seen again, it rumored that he became a kung foo fighting Tibetan Monk traveling the world on a lonely quest to find the planet Kobol.
The Oilers finally score a goal as some guy snipes one passed little Timmy who seems to be dedicated to his nose mine.
The Flames finally hit 9, an Oiler fan throws his jersey on the ice, actually its not a fan its Mess. He tries to pull on a Flames jersey in a heel move but the Flames fans tell him to get lost.
After the game, Principe asks Monahan what its like to share the ice with Draisaitl (because McDavid left). Monahan asks him who that is and walks off.