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Old 08-12-2019, 12:21 PM   #38
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A dad bod is a body optimized for the needs of most men of that age.

Younger guys have chiseled and hard features. Arguably it's the body of a god, like Hercules or something and optimized for most of the activities of the younger guy who has significantly more physical pursuits.

Dad bods are optimized differently. A soft pillow in the mid section designed for children and exhausted spouses. Padding on the body makes it less menacing and more huggable than a washboard or tree trunk. Thicker skin to deal with an influx of certain discussions that begin soon after parenting begins... Still a body of a god, but Buddha instead of Hercules.

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