Put them in a giant novelty jar and sell guesses as to how much is actually in the jar. Each guess is a twoonie. Only twoonies. Then you put all the twoonies in a jar and sell guesses for a loonie as to the amount of twoonies in the jar. Then you put all the loonies in a jar and sell guesses as to the amount of loonies in the jar. It's like a reverse pyramid scheme. You'll be rich rich rich. All that is left to do is choose an interesting jar.
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