[Maritime Q-Scout]

Picture this ladies and gentlemen.

You dream of being a contestant on the Bachelor. You work out, you become a socialite, and apply apply apply. You go through the grueling process of casting, hoping, praying for the chance to be on the show.

Then, you get the call. You're going to be a contestant. You diet, you get in your best dress, do your hair and nails, shell out for the best makeup.

The time comes, you're driving to meet the Bachelor, you're on your way to fame, fortune, stardom and true love

Then this happens.....