Really, the amount of Galactic strife the Skywalkers are directly responsible for is reprehensible.
One would imagine that The Republic, the Rebels (??) and the First Order should call a Roundtable for discussion.
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Look...we all disagree with one another's politics and methods, and this has caused considerable Galactic consternation.
But I think the one thing we can all agree on is that the Skywalkers have perpetrated more Galactic turmoil than any single family can reasonably expect to have the right to inflict.
I propose that a brief hiatus of conflict between us wherein we collaborate to exterminate the Skywalker family down to the last child, upon such a conclusion that at which point we may once again dissolve our company and resume our respective Galactic hostilities.
All in favour?
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