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Old 12-04-2018, 10:29 AM   #42
Yamer
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Originally Posted by getbak View Post
Goal song: "Hey baby, I hear the blues a callin'. Tossed salad and scrambled eggs..."
Bulldog: The "Salmon" that's what you want to name our expansion hockey team, "The Seattle Salmon"?! Why don't you take your two IQ points, rub them together, see if you can't start a fire, beat it! [presses another button] Hey, you're in the doghouse!

Caller: [v.o.] Hey, am I on?

Bulldog: Yes, take as long as you want! [presses another button] Next.

Rob: [v.o.] Hey, Bulldog, you're the man. How about we name them "The Bulldogs"?

Bulldog: Hey, you want to suck up? Send money.

Rob: Wait, wait, wait, wait, I got another one. What about "The Lizards"?

Bulldog: I hate lizards, they're disgusting. They make my skin crawl. You're an idiot and you don't deserve to live.

Rob: [laughing] You're the best, Bulldog!

Bulldog: Shut up! Back in thirty.
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