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Old 08-20-2019, 03:25 PM   #37
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Originally Posted by PepsiFree View Post
First, if you're wearing shorts to the office (this is already a huge mistake), you wear chino shorts.

With your chino shirts, you wear one of the following tops:
- A button-up shirt (long or short sleeve)
- A polo

With your chino shorts and collared shirt, you wear one of the following shoes:
- Boat shoes
- Casual dress shoes
- Loafers
- Mocassins
- Classic sneakers (Adidas Stan Smiths, for example)
- Toms (if you want to give off the vibe that you love frisbee and kombucha)

Do not wear visible socks.
Do not wear shorts with external pockets.
Do not wear athletic shorts.
Do not wear denim shorts.


These are your options. But ideally, don't wear shorts. But... y'know... if you do.
Agree with everything except the bolded part.

Nothing is more dorky than wearing a short sleeve shirt. Wearing it with shorts.... My God dude. If you want to show off your biceps while wearing shorts, just wear a well fitting polo.
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