"How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?"
"Hey girl, if your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was christmas, could I come visit you between the holidays?"
and here's some more classic Quagmire.
"Hey Meg, you 18 yet?"
"Hey there, if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together"
"You must be a parking ticket cause you have FINE written all over you"
My favorite Quagmire line isn't a pick up line, but something you would use the morning after...if any of these actually work on anyone.
Girl: "Glenn honey, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living?"
Quagmire: "Hey I have a question for you too. Why are you still here?"
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