In my drunken state in University I tried this gem:
Approach a small, very cute girl. (She was maybe 5' 1", 105 lbs, I was 6" 3", 285 lbs ogre)
Me (yelling really loud): Ya got small hands!!
Her: Yeah?
Me: I love girls with small hands!
Her: What? Why?
Me: Cause they make my c__k look bigger!!
Yeah, I went home alone that night with a copy of Penthouse Letters I bought at the variety store on my way home.
A true post script to the story: I went out that night with shoes and socks on. When I woke up the next morning, I had no socks, no underwear and my shirt was on backwards.
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"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
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