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Old 01-30-2005, 09:29 AM   #12
transplant99
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A guy goes into the supermarket and starts shopping.

he picks up

1 pack of hamburger

1 bag of chips

1 tube of toothpaste

1 liter of milk

1 can of peas

1 banana

1 tomato


he goes up to the checkout and places all the items on the counter.

The female cashier smiles at him and says "you must be single"

He says "yes i am, why do you ask?"



She says...cause you one ugly bas**rd.
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