*Looks around to make sure wife isn't peeking over shoulder*
When I was in my early twenties, down at Oreste's, I had a woman in her forties tell me that she'd take me home if I was fifteen years older.
Without batting an eyelash, I told her I was 39, but I looked much younger because I'd led an incredibly easy, privileged life.
I thought I'd died and gone to heaven.
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