I have a few that I think are annoying:
"I just want to tell you that you have a price to pay for being this cute, and I'm here to collect... your phone number, that is."
"What do you say we go back to my place and do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply!"
"How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"
In terms of ones that have worked:
"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."
"I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?"
"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."
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