[BradMan23]

Originally Posted by BlackEleven

I like to prepare breakfast while driving. I bring small propane powered campfire stove, and grill bacon on it while driving to work. While its simmering away nicely I like to give my beard a trim, using the rear-view mirror to make sure I'm doing a good job of it. I also usually read the newspaper and cut out any articles I find amusing so I can share them with my friends when I get to work.

Don't worry though guys, I'm an above average dirver and I glance up at the road from time to time.

Ok that was gold.