[Burninator]

Originally Posted by jammies

Nah, you have to be going at least 135 in a 110 zone before you are a scofflaw menace to society. It goes like this:

Drives below the speed limit: Possible self-toucher, mentally deficient

Ambles along at the speed limit: Fascist lackey of the corporate overlords, snitch and self-righteous do-gooder.

Usually does around 10 km/h over: Thinks he/she is smarter than the police; insufferably self-congratulatory. Probably showers infrequently and frowns at babies.

Does 20 km/h or more over the limit: Of questionable moral fiber, easily swayed by popular opinion and likes Justin Timberlake. Often applies stickers to vehicle in order to improve performance and attract the stupider members of the opposite sex. Own mother sighs and looks heavenward when this driver is mentioned.

Does 50 km/h or more over: Would be giving Hitler and Stalin a run for the Evil Genius of All Time trophy, except for he (invariably a he) is not very smart. Eats puppies and kittens like popcorn, is on Satan's Facebook friends list.

That was really funny.