http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/07090..._crime_offbeat
"A feckless stick-up man chose the wrong target when he was beaten and hospitalized in an attempted robbery of a karate school in Bucaramanga in northwestern Colombia, police said."
Reminds me of the opening scene from one of the RoboCop movies where the theif tries to rob the coffee shop across from the police station.