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Originally Posted by Snakeeye
So I am out for a walk today, discovering the pathways of Cranston/Fish Creek Park, and on the way back, I see a lost pet sign taped to a bus stop:
LOST! Octopus
Complete with a picture of a giant octopus, so this thing didn't go down a drain. It even included the warning "If found, approach from behind. If startled, it will shoot ink from its abdomen that will paralyze you."
I was completely dumbfounded by this.
Who actually keeps a giant octopus with the ability to paralyze you as a pet? How on earth does one lose a giant octopus? And how can someone actually think that this octopus is wandering the streets of south Calgary like a lost puppy, just waiting for a good samaritan to find it?
But, if you do find it, there is a $200 reward in it for you...
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...and he answers to "Squirty"
Honestly, if it was a joke I'd go and get a flyer from a seafood store and tape it right underneath with the caption: "$250 Reward for that guy's octopus"
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