Bumper sticker on a really beat up Van.
"Don't laugh, your daughter may be in here"
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Joke:
Little girl has a female dog Mika who has her period.
Girl: Mommy, can I take Mika for a walk?
Mom: No honey, I don't think you should, the dog is sick.
Girl: But MOM......
Mom: Go ask your father, he's in the garage.
Girl: Dad, can I take Mika for a walk?
Dad: Well, I think we can do something here.
He comes up with the perfect plan. He smears gasoline all over the dog thinking that the smell will keep all the dogs away from Mika and says: go ahead, you should be fine now.
The girl leaves, but comes back a few minutes later, but no dog in site.
Dad: What happened, where's the dog?
Girl: Daddy, we walked a few blocks, but Mika ran out of gas and now this other dog is pushing her home.
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Older gentleman has always dreamed of getting fancy cowboy boots. The day has come, he saved up enough money so ee went out and got himself a really nice pair.
He goes home and walks in to the kitchen in his new shiny boots and asks the wife:
Honey, do you notice something new?
Wife: nope, same old saggy creep that left the house this morning.
The guy felt hurt that she never noticed the boots. To expose them more he took his clothes off and went back in the kitchen wearing nothing but the boots.
He asks: How about now, see anything different?
Wife: nope, same saggy old geezer as before. She peeks at his privates and adds: He was hanging down a month a go, he was hanging down last night, he is hanging down today and it sure looks like he will hang down tomorrow.
The husband explodes: HE IS NOT HANGING DOWN, HE IS LOOKING DOWN AT MY BRAND NEW BOOTS.
To which the wife replies: Then you should've bought a hat.
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Blonde joke:
Why do blondes wear panties?
To keep their ankles warm.
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