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HOZ · 09-05-2007, 07:45 PM

A classic!

Whenever there’s a global survey to find the best places in the world to live, Canada always does well.
We’re told that no one in Canada is ever robbed, butchered, stabbed, murdered or blown up by a doctor. And I don’t doubt that all of this is true.
But by the same token no one in Canada ever wins on the horses, or escapes from a knife fight with their life, or has an orgasm. It is Switzerland with wheat.

Dodge Grand Caravan

09-05-2007, 07:45 PM	#1
HOZ Lifetime Suspension Join Date: Oct 2001 Exp:	Jeremy Clarkson mocks Canada A classic! Whenever there’s a global survey to find the best places in the world to live, Canada always does well. We’re told that no one in Canada is ever robbed, butchered, stabbed, murdered or blown up by a doctor. And I don’t doubt that all of this is true. But by the same token no one in Canada ever wins on the horses, or escapes from a knife fight with their life, or has an orgasm. It is Switzerland with wheat. Dodge Grand Caravan