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pope04 · 08-31-2007, 10:59 PM

I worked as a wedding photographer for many years, and I heard a good one once:

The MC turned to the groom and read a message from his old football coach: "We tried (groom's name) at guard, then tackle, then end, then center. Nothing worked out. I hate to tell you on your wedding night, (bride's name), but he's lousy in all positions."

08-31-2007, 10:59 PM	#12
pope04 #1 Goaltender Join Date: Mar 2004 Exp:	I worked as a wedding photographer for many years, and I heard a good one once: The MC turned to the groom and read a message from his old football coach: "We tried (groom's name) at guard, then tackle, then end, then center. Nothing worked out. I hate to tell you on your wedding night, (bride's name), but he's lousy in all positions."