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transplant99 · 08-31-2007, 01:46 PM

Here's a story to tell if you need to fill some time..

"So I was driving down the street the other day and a beautiful blond walked passed on the sidewalk. I was taking a bit longer look over than I should have when BAM!...i hit this giant SUV in front of me in the rear. There was no major damage because of the speed but I looked and saw the Escalade or whatever it was door open and out hops a midget. A dwarf if you will about 3' 6"...and he starts walking towards me.

I am thinking "oh god" and he stammers over to the drivers side window and I start to roll it down".....he glares up at me and says " I am NOT happy" and starts back towards the vehicle to retrieve the necessary documents....so i stuck my head out the window and shouted...."Well then, which one are you!!"

08-31-2007, 01:46 PM	#4
transplant99 Fearmongerer Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Wondering when # became hashtag and not a number sign. Exp:	Here's a story to tell if you need to fill some time.. "So I was driving down the street the other day and a beautiful blond walked passed on the sidewalk. I was taking a bit longer look over than I should have when BAM!...i hit this giant SUV in front of me in the rear. There was no major damage because of the speed but I looked and saw the Escalade or whatever it was door open and out hops a midget. A dwarf if you will about 3' 6"...and he starts walking towards me. I am thinking "oh god" and he stammers over to the drivers side window and I start to roll it down".....he glares up at me and says " I am NOT happy" and starts back towards the vehicle to retrieve the necessary documents....so i stuck my head out the window and shouted...."Well then, which one are you!!"