I work at an office on the Crack Mac's corner sometimes, and last week there was this sketchy nutjob who was using his shoe as a cellphone, talking to 'grandma' and then when he'd 'hang up', he'd run across the intersection and start whacking people with the shoe. Then when everyone around him has scattered, he'd talk on his shoe again. Of course, that's not the worst I've ever seen, but definitely up there with the bizarro's on the rest of this thread...
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