You have got to be kidding. There isn't even a doubt. It's Jack Bauer.
#1 - Jack Bauer is the only thing that can cut Chuck Norris
#2 - James Bond never said anything like this -
"You probably don't think that I can force this towel down your throat, but trust me, I can. All the way. Except I'd hold onto this one little bit at the end. When your stomach starts to digest it, I'll pull it out, taking your stomach lining with it. For most people it would take about a week to die. It's very painful."
I can't believe there was even a poll needed
