[CaptainCrunch]

I thought this was funny in a really depressing kind of way (to me anyways).

due to mismanagement by the partners who own the company that I worked for, we lost out key product line. Because of that they decided to ax my role because basically I have nothing to sell, so I went into work yesterday and got laid off.

so this morning I went down to pick up my severance and my ROE and I was driving home, and I was rear ended by a yahoo in a Tundra truck, basically destroying my car, and giving me as my doctor calls it a concussion.

So I'm wondering, if trouble comes in three, can I expect a visit from an old ex girlfriend dragging along a 5 year old rug rat, and I become an insta dad.

Or better yet a 2 ton frozen ball of poop falls out of a jet liner and lands on me.

Or better yet, I develope a spontaneous scorching case of flesh eating disease.

Wow, I can't wait, come on god, strike me down.