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Originally Posted by TheDragon
Ohhh, that's a burn. Serves him right. Adultery is one my pet peeves.
Aren't Darwin Awards handed out to people who died doing something dumb, though?
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You don't have to die. It's awarded for contribution to the human gene pool by removing yourself from it by doing something stupid. So therefore if what you did rendered yourself sterile but didn't kill yourself, you would still be eligible. Personally I think those are the best stories where the nominee doesn't die. One story involved a guy here in Calgary who was a nominee for not turning on the safety on his gun. Needless to say when he tried to stuff it in his pants robber-style he shot off his testicles among other things. He survived though!