For a guy named "Mr. Fish" you sure don't drink like one...
Here's a beer for beer haters, I guarantee you will love it if you hate beer, go to Limerick's and order yourself a pint for dessert, it's like a strawberry smoothie:
After you've eased yourself in with these, try Brewster's Raspberry, then Wild Rose "WRaspberry" and Sleeman's Honey Brown. All of these are leaning on the fruity/sweet side and you will acquire a taste for real beer eventually as you move along the taste scale.