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Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz
Jesus: If a man is hungry feed him. If a man is naked clothe him.
American "Conservative Christians": Giving people food and clothes is communism, and therefore evil!
Jesus: If a man slaps you, turn the other cheek
American "Conservative Christians": The only answer to any question is more guns
Jesus: Suspiciously quite on things like sexuality, but was pretty clear on hating thee sin/loving the sinner, and treating your neighbor as you would like to be treated
American "Conservative Christians": Gays and Trans people are evil and we need to make their lives as terrible as possible
Jesus: Kicks the merchants and money lenders out of the temple
Erica Kirk: Man we are making a lot of money selling merch on our "Christian Values" tour, great job everyone!
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If Jesus appeared in the US today, Conservative Christians would have him in prison by lunchtime tomorrow.