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Old 01-29-2026, 04:58 PM   #795
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Jesus: If a man is hungry feed him. If a man is naked clothe him.
American "Conservative Christians": Giving people food and clothes is communism, and therefore evil!

Jesus: If a man slaps you, turn the other cheek
American "Conservative Christians": The only answer to any question is more guns

Jesus: Suspiciously quite on things like sexuality, but was pretty clear on hating thee sin/loving the sinner, and treating your neighbor as you would like to be treated
American "Conservative Christians": Gays and Trans people are evil and we need to make their lives as terrible as possible

Jesus: Kicks the merchants and money lenders out of the temple
Erica Kirk: Man we are making a lot of money selling merch on our "Christian Values" tour, great job everyone!


If Jesus appeared in the US today, Conservative Christians would have him in prison by lunchtime tomorrow.
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